Our hero is stuck here, the weather is awful, his boom tent (a tarpaulin) is rigged and his gear box is being repaired. This means a week of being marooned alongside, clocking up harbour dues which, when all added together, is probably why we get a very tongue in cheek tour of Ramsgate. We are shown Ramsgate’s “Legal Notices” (Hurrah for Health & Safety), the lorries bound for “dull” Ostend, the Victorian “Smack Boys Home” (which housed workhouse youngsters farmed out to work the fishing smacks when Ramsgate had a fishing fleet). The video finishes with a demonstration of Ramsgate Sea Cadets marching prowess and their skills as a marching band. So, not a very flattering picture of Ramsgate, but then again, if you were stuck here when you wanted to get going you wouldn’t be in a flattering mood either.